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"Assumption" is a process by which the contents of some other source of information -- manuscript, book, database, what have you -- is "assumed into" the Manual because the contained information is either unique of its kind, valuable for historical or other reasons, or the best data available at the present moment.  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolus_Linnaeus Linnaeus's] little-known ''[[Bestiarium Ignotum]]'' would be typical of this kind of assumption: it is both historically valuable, and useful to wizards on Earth who are discussing or researching various types of [[wizardly fauna]] which Linnaeus classified.
 
"Assumption" is a process by which the contents of some other source of information -- manuscript, book, database, what have you -- is "assumed into" the Manual because the contained information is either unique of its kind, valuable for historical or other reasons, or the best data available at the present moment.  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolus_Linnaeus Linnaeus's] little-known ''[[Bestiarium Ignotum]]'' would be typical of this kind of assumption: it is both historically valuable, and useful to wizards on Earth who are discussing or researching various types of [[wizardly fauna]] which Linnaeus classified.
  
But digital data is also excellently suited to being assumed. Manual "acquisition" routines daily sample and excerpt data from all Earthly online and broadcast sources (as happens during [[WH]] when [[Spot]] provides [[Dairine]] and [[Roshaun]] with live data from the [http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/ SOHO satellite]).  Additionally, the "should we pay attention?" wizardly data-sorting routine now usually (and jocularly) referred to as "Giggle" looks once each minute at newly-assumed data, rating and flagging it for usefulness, timeliness, accuracy, and (because the Universe itself finds some thing funny) humor.  It is to be assumed (ahem) that there are wizards working in [http://www.google.com Google's] organization, assisting with the finer points of this never-ending job.  After all, the rating algorithm is never going to be ''exactly'' right...
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But digital data is also excellently suited to being assumed. Manual "acquisition" routines daily sample and excerpt data from all Earthly online and broadcast sources (as happens during [[WH]] when [[Spot]] provides [[Callahan, Dairine | Dairine]] and [[Roshaun]] with live data from the [http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/ SOHO satellite]).  Additionally, the "should we pay attention?" wizardly data-sorting routine now usually (and jocularly) referred to as "Giggle" looks once each minute at newly-assumed data, rating and flagging it for usefulness, timeliness, accuracy, and (because the Universe itself finds some thing funny) humor.  It is to be assumed (ahem) that there are wizards working in [http://www.google.com Google's] organization, assisting with the finer points of this never-ending job.  After all, the rating algorithm is never going to be ''exactly'' right...
  
 
== The Manual on Earth: cultural variations ==
 
== The Manual on Earth: cultural variations ==

Revision as of 22:42, 29 June 2005

Just one of many, many names for the basic body of magical, ethical and scientific knowledge made available to all wizards.

(A note to the readership: This Concordance entry will be fairly complex, and is intended to be canonical, so it will more than likely take a while to complete. Nothing in it should be considered definitive until the "stub" notation disappears. --DianeDuane 07:01, 15 Jun 2005 (EDT))

A brief history

Theories of Manual implementation

Inclusion of information

Authorizations

Contributions, assumptions, and plug-ins

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"Assumption" is a process by which the contents of some other source of information -- manuscript, book, database, what have you -- is "assumed into" the Manual because the contained information is either unique of its kind, valuable for historical or other reasons, or the best data available at the present moment. Linnaeus's little-known Bestiarium Ignotum would be typical of this kind of assumption: it is both historically valuable, and useful to wizards on Earth who are discussing or researching various types of wizardly fauna which Linnaeus classified.

But digital data is also excellently suited to being assumed. Manual "acquisition" routines daily sample and excerpt data from all Earthly online and broadcast sources (as happens during WH when Spot provides Dairine and Roshaun with live data from the SOHO satellite). Additionally, the "should we pay attention?" wizardly data-sorting routine now usually (and jocularly) referred to as "Giggle" looks once each minute at newly-assumed data, rating and flagging it for usefulness, timeliness, accuracy, and (because the Universe itself finds some thing funny) humor. It is to be assumed (ahem) that there are wizards working in Google's organization, assisting with the finer points of this never-ending job. After all, the rating algorithm is never going to be exactly right...

The Manual on Earth: cultural variations

Not everyone on Earth receives their Manual as a book. There are numerous interspecies variations, not to mention cultural variations among humans alone.

In Ireland, for example -- unquestionably one of the earliest widely-literate European societies -- wizards are nonetheless usually "issued" the Manual as discrete pieces of information which then are committed to memory, the way druids and bards handled their own large bodies of data during millennia past. (AWAB) That said, the slightly crazed technological acquisitiveness and adaptation of the Irish makes it entirely likely that some new young wizard is already carrying a Manual implementation in a cellphone, and receiving updates via SMS.

Other cultures on Earth with similarly strong traditions of complex verbal information transfer (for example, some African cultures, the Maori, numerous native American bands and tribes, various seannachi-trained Scots Gaelic speakers, and so forth) similarly receive wizardly information as something heard, overheard, or "underheard". Such cultures typically refer to Manual functions as "the Knowledge" or by some similar name.

Obviously enough, other wizardly species native to Earth routinely don't use books, and receive Manual functions through other modalities. Whale-wizards hear the Sea "speak" or "sing" to them (DW), usually in their species's own idiom. Feline wizards hear what they refer to as "the Whispering", both spells and occasional commentary being assumed to come directly from Hrau'f the Silent, one of the Feline Powers That Be and daughter of Queen Iau. (TBONWM, OHMWS/TVTQ)

Laptop implementations are now available -- finally having come out of beta (the Mac versions came out first. Let's not discuss the ongoing quadruple-beta of XP, theoretically having to do with those never-ending SP2 issues). Newer implementations of the Manual include the wildly popular WizPod. Tablet implementations remain problematical. Cellphone implementations ("4G", etc) are being designed, but are not even in beta release at the moment, until platform issues are resolved.

The Manual on Earth: technological implementations

Other pertinent entries: CATNYP: WizPod.

Manual-equivalents on other worlds

The ethical divide

Unbundled Manual functions ("spin-offs")

Spin-offs are more or less the reverse of plug-ins. A spin-off is a section of the Manual which has been "unbundled", ported into other media (usually electronic or telepathic), and made available to Speech-users who are not wizards. One example would be the Plane Gazetteer, which contains the Manual's excerpted real-time information on the location and orientation of various accessible alternate universes and dimensions, as well as more detailed information on the planets and habitable spaces contained within them. The "edition" contained in the spun-off version of the Gazetteer, however, is missing the information on such spaces' ethical constants and other paraphysical data. While it is vanishingly unlikely that a nonwizardly Speech-user could use that data to change the characteristics of a planet or space, the Powers That Be are apparently taking no chances.

There is also a more limited type of spin-off, sometimes referred to as a "Secondary spin" or "double unbundle", in which the data in a spun-off resource like the Gazetteer, or some other portion of the Manual, is made available in a local or vernacular language, not the Speech. Typical of a secondary spin would be the English-language text precís describing the wizards about to come for a visit that Dairine makes available for her dad to read.

Miscellanea

Footnotes

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